Candlelight, Roses and Generic Brand Oreos
All I'm asking for... - 45
Voluptuous BBW with an increasing consciousness of her rapidly fading youth seeks tall, young, chiseled, hard-bodied hottie for fulfilling relationship and to remind her that she is still a desireable woman.
I am a gorgeous, rubenesque and optimistic mature woman. Standing at 5'3" and 300 lbs, I am all the woman you will ever need, right here in one sensual package tantalizingly wrapped in my flowered fluorescent muumuu. I am all soft curves and warm comfort; perfect for young men with lingering Oedipal complexes. Rest your head in my ample bosom, Momma will take care of you.
I have smooth porcelain skin, ocean-blue eyes and thick, lush waves of chestnut hair that cascade softly over my shoulders. People often compliment me on my wonderful hair. I keep it long and luxuriant and I like to pin it back with pretty, colorful, flower-shaped barrettes.
If I may say so myself, I am a whole lot of fun in my own homebody way. There's nothing I like more than cuddling with my two darling cats (Mipsy and Mopsy) in front of a PBS documentary on Saturday nights, munching on generic-brand Oreos ("Tuxedos") and sipping on German wine. You'll be surprised at how much you can learn from a show called "Tesla: Master of Lighting." But I'm pretty flexible, so I'm up for anything. You could probably pry me away from PBS for a night or two to go dancing or bowling or something fun like that!
Anyway, enough about me. I'm looking for a very good looking, 20 to 30 year old young man, someone with Brad Pitt's body, Orlando Bloom's cheekbones and Jake Gyllenhaal's eyes. Personality unimportant. Mild-tempered, docile, sweet, patient, easily-led, gullible and a little unintelligent is a plus.
I have a 21-year-old daughter, who happens to be a swimsuit model so I need someone who will be willing to give all his love and loyalty to me and who will not try to get with my daughter, which won't work anyway because she-well, she doesn't swing that way if you get my meaning. It would help if you could try to be a good father to her as well. Even if you do happen to be younger than her, I'll make sure she respects you as a father-figure. You must be out there. Pic for pic!
Total Number of Replies: 2o
Number of Serious Replies: 17
Cream of the Crop:
"I'm attracted to the sound of you.
A fantastic notion you spell out.
A fluorescent muumuu and luscious curves.."
" Are u really ready to meet a great guy with no false pretenses?...I am 6 feet tall, clean cut, clean...Please put unique nice person in your reply"
"MY NAME IS J***** AND I BELIEVE LOVE CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS,LOL"
No, but dynamite can! LOL.
"MY NAME IS J**, I AM VERY SINGLE"
As opposed to just regular single?
"I would love to stray you away from PBS and your cats.
I would love to get into your cat and make you feel desirable.
I llove big tits. Do you like big dicks?
I am 5 7'" and in decent shape.
Tell me if you'd like to keep watching PBS or my PuBeS."
I can't think of a better way to spend my evening than to stare at your pubic hair.
"hello ! well yes i love hot bbws and im looking for a new relationship in the city,send me your hottie pic and ill send you my pic and let me know whats up. i will say im ital / latin wht guy artsy not old fartsy"
"except for the father figure part...I don't know how serious I'd like to get at this time but the Oedipal and PBS stuff are on target and you decribed the physical attributes almost to a "T". "
Voluptuous BBW with an increasing consciousness of her rapidly fading youth seeks tall, young, chiseled, hard-bodied hottie for fulfilling relationship and to remind her that she is still a desireable woman.
I am a gorgeous, rubenesque and optimistic mature woman. Standing at 5'3" and 300 lbs, I am all the woman you will ever need, right here in one sensual package tantalizingly wrapped in my flowered fluorescent muumuu. I am all soft curves and warm comfort; perfect for young men with lingering Oedipal complexes. Rest your head in my ample bosom, Momma will take care of you.
I have smooth porcelain skin, ocean-blue eyes and thick, lush waves of chestnut hair that cascade softly over my shoulders. People often compliment me on my wonderful hair. I keep it long and luxuriant and I like to pin it back with pretty, colorful, flower-shaped barrettes.
If I may say so myself, I am a whole lot of fun in my own homebody way. There's nothing I like more than cuddling with my two darling cats (Mipsy and Mopsy) in front of a PBS documentary on Saturday nights, munching on generic-brand Oreos ("Tuxedos") and sipping on German wine. You'll be surprised at how much you can learn from a show called "Tesla: Master of Lighting." But I'm pretty flexible, so I'm up for anything. You could probably pry me away from PBS for a night or two to go dancing or bowling or something fun like that!
Anyway, enough about me. I'm looking for a very good looking, 20 to 30 year old young man, someone with Brad Pitt's body, Orlando Bloom's cheekbones and Jake Gyllenhaal's eyes. Personality unimportant. Mild-tempered, docile, sweet, patient, easily-led, gullible and a little unintelligent is a plus.
I have a 21-year-old daughter, who happens to be a swimsuit model so I need someone who will be willing to give all his love and loyalty to me and who will not try to get with my daughter, which won't work anyway because she-well, she doesn't swing that way if you get my meaning. It would help if you could try to be a good father to her as well. Even if you do happen to be younger than her, I'll make sure she respects you as a father-figure. You must be out there. Pic for pic!
Total Number of Replies: 2o
Number of Serious Replies: 17
Cream of the Crop:
"I'm attracted to the sound of you.
A fantastic notion you spell out.
A fluorescent muumuu and luscious curves.."
" Are u really ready to meet a great guy with no false pretenses?...I am 6 feet tall, clean cut, clean...Please put unique nice person in your reply"
"MY NAME IS J***** AND I BELIEVE LOVE CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS,LOL"
No, but dynamite can! LOL.
"MY NAME IS J**, I AM VERY SINGLE"
As opposed to just regular single?
"I would love to stray you away from PBS and your cats.
I would love to get into your cat and make you feel desirable.
I llove big tits. Do you like big dicks?
I am 5 7'" and in decent shape.
Tell me if you'd like to keep watching PBS or my PuBeS."
I can't think of a better way to spend my evening than to stare at your pubic hair.
"hello ! well yes i love hot bbws and im looking for a new relationship in the city,send me your hottie pic and ill send you my pic and let me know whats up. i will say im ital / latin wht guy artsy not old fartsy"
"except for the father figure part...I don't know how serious I'd like to get at this time but the Oedipal and PBS stuff are on target and you decribed the physical attributes almost to a "T". "
posted by Laura at 7:30 PM
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