Jerry Hall Does It Better
Husband Needed - 41
Glamorous, busy corporate empress seeking low-maintenance husband. Am very busy, so will not be able to pay much attention to aforementioned. Will cover all necessary lifestyle costs. Have 2 young children: Mackenzie and Cameron. Nanny takes care of them. Have 2 Shih Tzus: Bella and Lucy. Maid takes care of them.
41 years old, but look early thirties. Blonde shoulder-length hair, brown eyes. Well-groomed, well-dressed, educated, slim and toned. You should be too. Have been described by Fortune Magazine as assiduous, serious, coldly attractive and ambitious.
However, am very wealthy and will support your lifestyle. Have own apartment on UES. You will have to move in, have just finished decorating. Don't care if you have adulterous relationship as long as you are discreet and don't bring in any diseases. No time for sex anyway. No time for anything except occasional getaways to house in Southampton or Malibu just to keep children happy.
Schedule packed, so requirements are strict because I don't have time to train new husband, as ex will tell you:
Young, but not a boy-toy
Good looking without detracting from myself
Charming
Educated (at least Bachelor's degree from accredited institution)
Well-spoken
Wear tuxedo/suit well
Familiar with basic etiquette (how to hold glass/snifter, dessert spoons vs. soup spoons, etc.) Discreet
Have reputable day-job or at least hold position in company (don't care whether through nepotism)
Knowledge of sailing, lacrosse, squash, golf
Patient with children and dogs
Well-dressed
Knowledge of politics, business, wine and Nantucket
Optional but welcome:
Tasteful sense of humor
Well-traveled
Knowledge of polo
Master's degree, MBA or PhD
Play musical instrument
Send response to above address with photograph. Must meet before marriage. Must be willing to sign pre-nup.
Total Number of Replies: 16
Number of Serious Replies: I can't be bothered to count.
Cream of the Crop:
"you are a guys worst nightmare, you are disgusting, vapid and devoid of asll human qualities. you should do the world a favor and just kill yourself "
"i rather jerk off in a cup than be with a woman like you. and you're advertising on cl. you low life...lol lol lol lol "
Some people make a living that way.
"I can be your lover until you find your husband I am discrete"
"understand the position and is ready for the this let me know what I have too do"
Your mission, should you choose to accept it....
"you should be embarassed of yourself. read a self help book"
Glamorous, busy corporate empress seeking low-maintenance husband. Am very busy, so will not be able to pay much attention to aforementioned. Will cover all necessary lifestyle costs. Have 2 young children: Mackenzie and Cameron. Nanny takes care of them. Have 2 Shih Tzus: Bella and Lucy. Maid takes care of them.
41 years old, but look early thirties. Blonde shoulder-length hair, brown eyes. Well-groomed, well-dressed, educated, slim and toned. You should be too. Have been described by Fortune Magazine as assiduous, serious, coldly attractive and ambitious.
However, am very wealthy and will support your lifestyle. Have own apartment on UES. You will have to move in, have just finished decorating. Don't care if you have adulterous relationship as long as you are discreet and don't bring in any diseases. No time for sex anyway. No time for anything except occasional getaways to house in Southampton or Malibu just to keep children happy.
Schedule packed, so requirements are strict because I don't have time to train new husband, as ex will tell you:
Young, but not a boy-toy
Good looking without detracting from myself
Charming
Educated (at least Bachelor's degree from accredited institution)
Well-spoken
Wear tuxedo/suit well
Familiar with basic etiquette (how to hold glass/snifter, dessert spoons vs. soup spoons, etc.) Discreet
Have reputable day-job or at least hold position in company (don't care whether through nepotism)
Knowledge of sailing, lacrosse, squash, golf
Patient with children and dogs
Well-dressed
Knowledge of politics, business, wine and Nantucket
Optional but welcome:
Tasteful sense of humor
Well-traveled
Knowledge of polo
Master's degree, MBA or PhD
Play musical instrument
Send response to above address with photograph. Must meet before marriage. Must be willing to sign pre-nup.
Total Number of Replies: 16
Number of Serious Replies: I can't be bothered to count.
Cream of the Crop:
"you are a guys worst nightmare, you are disgusting, vapid and devoid of asll human qualities. you should do the world a favor and just kill yourself "
"i rather jerk off in a cup than be with a woman like you. and you're advertising on cl. you low life...lol lol lol lol "
Some people make a living that way.
"I can be your lover until you find your husband I am discrete"
"understand the position and is ready for the this let me know what I have too do"
Your mission, should you choose to accept it....
"you should be embarassed of yourself. read a self help book"
posted by Laura at 12:48 AM
1 Comments:
You write and think like a a young lonely guy. Perhaps there is the answer for what you are looking for?
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