I'll Have a B and T Sandwich Please
Princess for Frog - 20
(Had to be taken down after 11 hours. It was clogging my mailbox)
I’m one of those fabled college co-eds that you see in porn all the time: blonde, brown-eyed, toned and perky. I’m also wealthy, privileged and well-traveled. I played Varsity field-hockey at my select boarding school (alumni/ae include many noted Republicans) and I sail. Right now, I go to a “new” Ivy League school, but only because I got rejected from Yale despite my double legacy.
During the summer, I either live in New Jersey and commute to the city where I intern at a brand-name firm in the financial district, or I spend long days sunning myself in the Hamptons with my best friend Bunny. On the weekends, you can usually find me at Lotus and Roxy.
My wardrobe consists of Ralph Lauren polo shirts in pastel colors with the collar popped-up, flip-flops and ruffly skirts. And I carry a Coach bag. I drive a BMW. My parents like to buy me guilt-presents, because they both control extensive corporate empires and because they shipped me off to boarding school at age 14 (too old to have a nanny, too young to all-out neglect).
So what am I looking for? A tattoo artist who wears studded leather vests sans-shirt and motorcycle boots. Or maybe a gangbanger in baggy jeans. Or a builder in a wifebeater. Yes, someone cute and blue-collar with big muscles and a Brooklyn accent. I can't wait to introduce you to my parents.
Total Number of Replies: 36
Number of Serious Replies: 26 or 27, some were confusing
Cream of the Crop:
"hi maybee one day you'd like to go out for drinks i work in the financial center in ny lemmie know ttyl you sound nice"
( from somebody called "juggalo")
"grew up in a blue collar neighborhood, with a large cock in great shape...they are sure to hate that , and ill fuck you sensless"
"i believed every single word until "bunny". no way."
You act like it's a weird name to have.
"i teach college in new jersey
am married 50 yo and seeking a play thing
have any ideas
discretion needed"
"how about a nice mafia type"
"fuck you for calling us frogs"
"I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY hope this posting is intended as a joke. It's so nauseating it could have been taken straight from the pages of American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis. Very sad."
"how about a russian-jew, suspiciously looking, full time always-broke-immigrant-psychodelic-drugs-experementator...so send me your parents picture - i'd love to have some fun with bourgeois, damn it:)))) "
"R u bi? or bi cur? I'm bi cur, also went to boardingschool. 22/f/5'9" 38d"
"its just too bad u didnt state the hottest blue collared carpenters whohave the best party favors in nyc. "
Is he referring to his penis?
"lets make ur parents pay for what they did to you"
"To see a World in a grain of sand,
And a Heaven in a wild flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand,
And Eternity in an hour.
If you tell me who wrote it I'll make you a happy woman."
William Blake, according to Google.
"do u like anal? "
I live for it.
"definately have the brooklyn accent going on here who do you think teaches that fat Ghini Tony Soprano how to sound like an italian lol got some muscles here without the tatoos "
"international student from turkey"
(Had to be taken down after 11 hours. It was clogging my mailbox)
I’m one of those fabled college co-eds that you see in porn all the time: blonde, brown-eyed, toned and perky. I’m also wealthy, privileged and well-traveled. I played Varsity field-hockey at my select boarding school (alumni/ae include many noted Republicans) and I sail. Right now, I go to a “new” Ivy League school, but only because I got rejected from Yale despite my double legacy.
During the summer, I either live in New Jersey and commute to the city where I intern at a brand-name firm in the financial district, or I spend long days sunning myself in the Hamptons with my best friend Bunny. On the weekends, you can usually find me at Lotus and Roxy.
My wardrobe consists of Ralph Lauren polo shirts in pastel colors with the collar popped-up, flip-flops and ruffly skirts. And I carry a Coach bag. I drive a BMW. My parents like to buy me guilt-presents, because they both control extensive corporate empires and because they shipped me off to boarding school at age 14 (too old to have a nanny, too young to all-out neglect).
So what am I looking for? A tattoo artist who wears studded leather vests sans-shirt and motorcycle boots. Or maybe a gangbanger in baggy jeans. Or a builder in a wifebeater. Yes, someone cute and blue-collar with big muscles and a Brooklyn accent. I can't wait to introduce you to my parents.
Total Number of Replies: 36
Number of Serious Replies: 26 or 27, some were confusing
Cream of the Crop:
"hi maybee one day you'd like to go out for drinks i work in the financial center in ny lemmie know ttyl you sound nice"
( from somebody called "juggalo")
"grew up in a blue collar neighborhood, with a large cock in great shape...they are sure to hate that , and ill fuck you sensless"
"i believed every single word until "bunny". no way."
You act like it's a weird name to have.
"i teach college in new jersey
am married 50 yo and seeking a play thing
have any ideas
discretion needed"
"how about a nice mafia type"
"fuck you for calling us frogs"
"I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY hope this posting is intended as a joke. It's so nauseating it could have been taken straight from the pages of American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis. Very sad."
"how about a russian-jew, suspiciously looking, full time always-broke-immigrant-psychodelic-drugs-experementator...so send me your parents picture - i'd love to have some fun with bourgeois, damn it:)))) "
"R u bi? or bi cur? I'm bi cur, also went to boardingschool. 22/f/5'9" 38d"
"its just too bad u didnt state the hottest blue collared carpenters whohave the best party favors in nyc. "
Is he referring to his penis?
"lets make ur parents pay for what they did to you"
"To see a World in a grain of sand,
And a Heaven in a wild flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand,
And Eternity in an hour.
If you tell me who wrote it I'll make you a happy woman."
William Blake, according to Google.
"do u like anal? "
I live for it.
"definately have the brooklyn accent going on here who do you think teaches that fat Ghini Tony Soprano how to sound like an italian lol got some muscles here without the tatoos "
"international student from turkey"
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